This week Kevin and Micah entertain the masses with an in-depth historical perspective on the war of 1812 as well as a complete retrospective on how Jane Austen pioneered the victorianfemcore genre. It's BYOMWE for bring your own mindless wikipedia edits as we attempt to classify, reclassify, and declassify six of the top pop singles in 'merica at the moment. Strap in and lube up, otherwise there might be some skin irritation involved.

Much like Mr. Darcy or Edward Cullen; We are sometimes rude and crass when we feel strongly about something. If you are easily offended by "common" speech please don't download our sparkling Victorian oratory.

56MB MP3: Post-Podcastcore

Track listing:

1. Eminem - Not Afraid

   • Kevin: 4 Britney Murphys from behind

   • Micah: 3 Mile

   • Final Score: 3.5

2. 3Oh!3 - My First Kiss

   • Micah: Three 1 Three

   • Kevin: 3 Medicinal marijuana dispensaries

   • Final Score: 2

3. B.o.b. Ft. Bruno Mars - Nothing on you

   • Kevin: 5 Boobs are better than 1 B.o.b.

   • Micah: 3 Starfoxes

   • Final Score: 4

4. Jason Derulo - In my head

   • Micah: 1 Focus Group Generated Artist

   • Kevin: 3 3rd Person Into Exclamations

   • Final Score: 2

5. Miley Cyrus - Can't be Tamed

   • Micah: 1 Year until she can withdraw that Hanna Montana money

   • Kevin: 2 Pedobear Pix

   • Final Score: 1.5

6. Adam Lambert - Whataya Want From Me

   • Kevin: 1 Adarod Lambeto

   • Micah: 4 Bottles of Guyliner

   • Final Score: 2.5

This weeks Winner: B.o.b. Ft Bruno Mars - Nothing on you

This weeks Loser: 3Oh!3 - My First Kiss(and the entire state of Colorado)